Man, I really hate humans. Stupid, annoying, filthy mammals... I should kill them all.

Same goes for my goddamn family. Fair warning, you bunch of pathetic little do-gooders, comes near me and I will break your fucking kneecaps.

(ooc: Good morning, everybody. Have a very evil!Mikey! Ilu. :D)

When he woke up it was warm and sticky.

Huh.

His room wasn't warm and sticky. Mikey frowned, rubbing his eyes in irritation. Sometimes Don's tech stuff heated up the lair with record time, he knew that, but this time it was different, it was so... so damp. What was going on?

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Oww. Man, Raph didn't have to be so mean-tastic. I'm still sore from that little kid's boots anyway. Dude, what are these things made of today, iron?

I mean, seriously, I wasn't gonna invite that Hojo guy over or anything. I mean, different universes is quite a distance, dude, that's like real far, sounds pretty safe to me. How was I supposed to know about any portally stuff or world-bouncing?

Not like anyone told me about it. Or this place.

Man, this duck thing is really great. I talked to a lot of people already and most of them seem to be pretty cool, especially the other versions of me, they were like totally awesome! But then again how can you compete with the greatness of Mikey, no matter in what universe you chill?

Hopefully I can have some fun around here! Home is too quiet anyway. (hidden)